The fake tan trainer and the fat girl

And the 9 things that actually make a

difference to results

 

Training a cliento yesterday

 

Overheard this trainer

 

let’ call him “fake tan trainer”

 

Typical burden on the industry type dude

 

You know the ones

 

– Takes steroids

– Knows how to get himself results (while using steroids)

– Gives more of a fuck about making money than actually helping people

 

Talking to a new client

 

Female

 

Bout 40kgs overweight

 

Looked like the first time she had stepped

into the gym

 

Intimidated already

 

Confused

 

But had at least taken the first step

 

This fake tan trainer says

 

“So post training you need to eat 100g of

carbs from fruit. Exactly 35 minutes after

the workout Any fruit but you can’t have

pineapple or apples. These have a ratio of

sucrose to fructose that is too high.”

 

Fuck me

 

Dude I have been a trainer for 10 years

 

I would be confused

 

And definitely would not have done it

 

The trainer was really trying to say

 

“Look at how much I know and check out my tan”

 

I’m going to be honest. I used to be like

this (apart from the tan, white as fuck)

 

Did all the courses. Knew it all.

 

Had clients come in for consults charging

over $300 an hour.

 

Tried to blow their minds with info they had

never heard.

 

Actually just blew their minds by OVERWHELMING

them

 

And feeding their beliefs that they needed a magic

pill. Or they were missing something

 

You really think that fat girl needs to worry

about the sucrose to fructose ratio of post

workout carbs?

 

You really think you need to worry about half

the bullshit you are fed by the gurus?

 

No dude you don’t………

 

A great coach makes things MORE SIMPLE

 

Gives you confidence

 

And inspires you to take ACTION

 

Daily action

 

Action that will actually make a difference

 

Like;

 

– Training better consistently

– Overcoming MAJOR roadblocks

– Helping you improve every day

 

So if your looking for the minor details…..

 

to become more confused and PARALYSED by

excess info

 

more excuses to NOT take action

 

Then leave now. I’m not the coach for you

 

Go pay the fake tan fruit trainer
he will charge you $70 for 45
mins of his USELESS time

 

If you want someone to

 

– tell you the truth

– make your training simpler (not easier you still gotta train hard)

– not try and impress you with knowledge and useless facts

 

Then get on board mate

 

http://www.primalpt.com.au/the-troy-project-unleashed/

 

Price goes up on in 4 days

from $69 a month to $89 a month

 

Cauze it’s worth it

and I don’t want to attract cheap people

to this program

 

Cheap people NEVER get results

will tell you bout that another time mate

 

Dave “Fruit ninja” Bayens

 

P.s

 

Next brodcast will be on

 

“The 9 things that actually make a difference to results”

 

HOT TIP: Sucrose to fructose ratio is not one of them

 

Want to take a guess at what any of them are??

 

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