You need to leave

Like right now,

 

if you’re an……

 

Excuse maker

 

I didn’t train this week as my cat mittens was sick”

 

Just fucking go

 

I don’t like cats much either.

More of a dog guy

 

Had a dog called max

one of the all time greats

 

Kidding you can stay if you have a cat

unless it’s name is mittens

 

 

you think there are too many emails

 

Means you don’t read them

or do anything with the free info I send to you

every day

 

And you certainly won’t read the paid emails

 

Or do the work needed to get results

 

And I don’t want your money

unless you get results

 

Take steroids

 

I think steroids are for

LOSERS

 

and are a BURDEN on the whole industry

 

and I don’t work with people who take them.

 

Are a meathead

 

Common characteristics

  • Walk around the gym like a dickhead
  • Train like a muppet
  • Talk to your meathead mates more than actual training

You have been on this list for over a week

and not done 1 challenge

 

If you have not done one yet,

means you never will

I only work with action takers

 

Are a cheapskate

 

And the only reason you have not signed up yet

is the $18 a week

 

Get lost you cheap fuck

 

You get what you pay for

I’m one of the best trainers

in Perth

if not the best

 

$18 a week is fuck all

 

And it will only get more expensive

as right now the program

is

too cheap for what you get

 

Course whatever rate you join on

stays the same

 

Go for the dockers

 

You’re team sucks and I don’t work with freo supporters

 

Go the eagles

 

Just kidding you purple pansies can hang round

 

The game last week was pretty good right?

 

If you are easily offended and can’t handle some T bombs

 

Aka the truth

 

I ain’t going to blow smoke up your ass

 

Tell you how great you are all the time

 

I will tell you the truth

 

The truth is right now you can train better

Dude I’m in the same boat

 

Ok think that is it

 

If this is you

 

Hit unsubscribe NOW

 

The Troy Project Unleashed starts Monday

 

And I only want the right people involved

 

Dave “Matty Pavlich sucks” Bayens

 

P.s once you hit unsubscribe you are gone

FOREVER

 

I block you from ever resubscribing
I figure if you are a meathead d bag
you probably always will be

 

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